L -- is for long lines. Period.
M -- is for mind-numbing boredom. At least they have taken down most of the TVs that used to play the same thing on a 15-20 minute loop says the optimist. True -- that was enough to make you loopy!
N -- is for never again. This is what I tell myself ever time I escape an airport alive.
O -- is for oxygen. I think it should tell us something when a conveyance is required to bring oxygen with it...
P -- is for prayer. Airports provide plenty of time for prayer. Amen.
Q -- is for quest. That's what it is to find the water fountain (or a sandwich that won't leave you homeless for the first night of your vacation).
F -- is for finished boarding and you have missed your flight.
G -- is for gate. (I always seem to find the wrong ones -- how about you?)
H -- is for "honestly, we have no idea when you'll get home".
I -- is for injury after lugging all your luggage to the bathroom with you and doing yoga trying to find space to sit on the toilet.
J -- is for jealous, which is what everyone is of the people getting off the plane on time.
K -- is for...kind, I guess. All this stress does give people the opportunity to be especially kind to each other. (I thought this when I saw a young man let two older people cut in front of him in line...and then I realized he was just waiting for the rest of his party and trying to keep his spot at the front of the line!)
A -- is for animals and accidents, such as dog fights between service poodles.
B -- is for broken -- like the landing gear.
C -- is for crowds. (Of course, as the optimist points out this means more people to minister to and tell about Jesus.)
D -- is for delays...which come in lots and lots of different flavors, but still mean the same thing.
E -- is for empty -- empty your pockets, your wallets, and your minds.
But diamonds are fascinating.
Diamonds look like glass or epoxy. But when we break a jar we throw that away, and when epoxy is visible we try to scrape it off. When we lose a diamond, we tear the house apart. (And, if you are my grandmother, you finally find it in an old-fashioned bed spring.)
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!