Keep the starting “Ks” but still Just add a single letter and Your family becomes royalty, A child turns nice, and a small animal flies in the sky! (Answers coming next week :0) The loss of a single letter can
Reduce a bear to chocolate, A shark to part of a Christmas carol, And a seal to where it lives. Why do we hide eggs for Easter? Especially the old-school hard-boiled eggs...that rot? Why are they brought by a rabbit? A bunny...who wears clothes? This is a very confusing situation. Which of the following are not kinds of shoe?
A) Pumps and kitten heels B) Wedges and stilettos C) Flats and platforms D) I have no idea! And who came up with this dumb question where the answer isn't even an answer?! The real question is why aren't there puppy heels? How cute would that be? Coming in at number 4 -- Explorers! I don't think God used up His best stuff here, do you? # 3 -- Artists -- the greatest former of flattery is imitation and we will be imitating Christ forever, why not His creation as well? # 2 -- Musicians -- including vocalists. The angels have the edge on this one, I'll wager. But we get to sing of our salvation forever! # 1 -- Gardeners. Just as it was in the beginning :0) What is your top five list? Of course, some people will continue to be gainfully employed...or maybe it would be better to say: in demand in heaven. These were actually a lot harder because the Bible talks a lot about what won't be in heaven and not too much about what we will do. But anyway, here is my top five list of heavenly professions: # 5 -- I admit may be wishful thinking. But given what we know of the Greatest Author of all time...Authors come in at number 5! Now for 3, 2, and 1, you get to decide! Rank the following #1, #2 and #3.
It is an election year so POLITICIANS. DOCTORS because there will be no more crying nor sorrow nor pain for these things will have passed away! And, of course, because of all the jokes: LAWYERS! Have fun pondering the unemployment lines of heaven! I don't think any of the following will mind being fully employed glorifying God!
# 6 -- Pastors. Our Chief Sheperds will be right there -- it doesn't get any better! # 5 -- We will need no theologians because God will be right there, and we will know Him for we shall see Him as He is! (1 John 3:2) # 4 -- Along those same lines, judges will be off the bench forever because the Perfect Judge reigns supreme. Continuing with my list of professions who will find themselves unemployed in heaven...
# 9 -- Since everyone knows and joyfully follows the rules, heaven will need no referees. (And even better, no replay referees!) # 8 -- Heaven will be spotless by nature, just as like it's Creator and King. So, no sanitation workers or maids or dishwashers :0) # 7 -- Counselors will be replaced with the Wonderful Counselor and Mighty God...sounds like a song we might sing in heaven. |
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