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Santa Claus Whiskers...No beard involved by lots of sugar encrusted coconut.  Coconut comes in flakes...just like brewer's yeast. Raisins come in cakes...like fresh yeast. Coffee comes in instant...also like yeast. Yeast needs to be decide how it wants to come and stick to it. Dry -- fine. Active -- fine. Nutritional -- I guess. Just pick one!   My package of dried apricots say they are "fancy". How can a dried piece of fruit be "fancy"? It's not like they are wearing tuxes.
How come only two of the seasons are actions? I feel like winter and summer deserve better names like freeze and sweat.  Based on my time in the emergency department, I feel that winter should really be fall.  Based on my minuscule patience (especially as a gardener), I feel that spring should be called slug. (BTW, I think that shadow in the middle of the red glass looks like...well, never mind...medical people you know :0).   Summer is a tough one for poets. Bummer, dumber, and hummer do not generally make positive appearances in poetry.
Winter at least rhymes with hinter. And spring and fall rhymes with lots of things...but why doesn't autumn rhyme with anything?  Shouldn't autumn rhyme with condemn? Column? Hymn? Solemn? Yes. But it doesn't.  |
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