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Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in...his rainboots. They may be leaky.  I know it's March, but what can I say? When I make fun of February I get on a roll. How does everyone feel about a petition to drop the first "R" in February? Think about all the kids (and adults) who could now accurately spell the shortest, strangest, and specialest month of year!  Going strictly by the numbers, it is the month we should definitely be saying "Happy Holidays" in. Observe: February 2 -- Groundhog Day February 12 -- Abraham Lincoln's Birthday February 14 -- Valentines Day February 19 -- President's Day February 22 -- George Washington's Birthday And of course, don't forget, Superbowl Sunday -- a de novo American holiday.h We  It is the only month you can be born in and then have your birthday in March 75% of the time.  It's a micromonth. Even with an extra day -- it's too short. Why can't it have 30 days? I'm sure January or March would gladly share.  And once we disorientate this little critter, if he sees his shadow -- this means more winter. Logically a shadow means sun, so shouldn't it be if he doesn't see his shadow that means more winter? (Unless we are trying to manipulate the weather...like we did to the poor month of February?)  It's arguably the coldest, cloudiest month of the year -- so we decide that (obviously :0) we should wake up a poor, confused rodent who is supposed to be hibernating.  Follow your bliss... At least the gold at the end of the rainbow has a definitive (if unattainable) goal...How would you know if you've found bliss? How about we follow Christ?   Get more fresh air...
No one wants to do in sub-zero weather with a northern wind whipping up the snow into stinging crystalized tornadoes. To stop and smell the roses. This is one is brilliant because they won't bloom for at least 4-5 months and so you've automatically kept your resolution until spring!  |
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