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If You Can't See His Leading

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5/29/2020

 
All the hand sanitizer and soap disappeared from store shelves…don’t people normally wash their hands?  And while we are on the subject: toilet paper…
Dog bites are at an all time high in our ED: What is the correlation between dog bites and quarantine? 

Quarantine Suggestions from the ED (Part 2)

5/22/2020

 
​Social distancing is important but don’t be afraid to ask your neighbors for help if you lock yourself out of your apartment.  Especially if it is on the third floor.
Household indoor shooting sports are discouraged – regardless of quarantine instructions.

A Phun Pun

5/15/2020

 
We were discussing the story of Legion and the pigs and someone said, “What happened to the demons after the pigs drowned?”
“It’s immaterial!” I couldn’t help myself.

And Now a Public Service Announcement

5/8/2020

 
Theoretically, if you have an on the job injury, at your essential job, do NOT go home and smoke marijuana for two hours to see if it stops the bleeding. Can you say, “You’re fired.”?
And just because there is a pandemic, it doesn’t mean that COVID is causing all your symptoms.  That crushing chest pain could be your heart attack.

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Quarantine Suggestions from the ED (Part 1)

5/1/2020

 
If you haven’t ridden a bike in 30 years and now weight twice what you did then…biking riding is best performed on a stationary bike…with a spotter.
Home improvement projects are awesome, but power tools can bite back. 

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