Jesus had a belly button...
But did he have hairy ears?
Hairy ears are a Y-linked gene
-- and girls don't have a Y chromosome --
so boys must get this gene from dad.
Jesus was born of a virgin.
But there's no reason God had to use Mary's DNA, do you think He did?
And not that it matters --
But I bet the other half of Jesus' DNA doesn't match a man, why would it?
I think about these things...
No comments from the peanut gallery.
I had this thought while walking in a graveyard.
(This is not a joke so don't laugh,
I do some excellent thinking there :0)
In this life we will never know Jesus' DNA code --
because His grave has no body!
Praise the Lord!
“Watch Out for Deer” the first line of the sign read. Sensible when you are driving 80 mph on a rural highway.
“In Your Lane” the second line of the sign tried to clarify. What?! Does that mean don't look at deer in the other lane? Or maybe you are supposed to ignore deer about to jump onto the road?
Why is this even there?
My conclusion: My amusement.
Blueberries and blackberries are actual fruits...but why no other colors? Redberries sound good and I’d be interested in trying a turquoise berry.
The upside is that fruit never complains about our crazy naming schemes or the way God made them. They just keeping growing and getting sweeter.
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!