Yesterday can never be recaptured,
Tomorrow can never be achieved,
Only today can be lived.
If You Can't Laugh at Yourself...
What can you laugh at?
In the frantic frenzy, called “getting to work on time”, I grabbed my deodorant and tried to brush my teeth with it.
You Know Your God is Too Small if...
There is anyone you think He doesn't want to save.
This Just in from the ED
If you find yourself with a leaf blower that doesn't appear to blowing as hard as you would expect, please do not use your hand to check to see if propeller is working.
This has been a public service announcement from the Emergency Department. Helping you learn from the mistakes of others.
I don't wake up feeling that funny....
So, I just act like myself...
And no one notices the difference :0)
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!