 Now for 3, 2, and 1, you get to decide! Rank the following #1, #2 and #3.
It is an election year so POLITICIANS. DOCTORS because there will be no more crying nor sorrow nor pain for these things will have passed away! And, of course, because of all the jokes: LAWYERS! Have fun pondering the unemployment lines of heaven! I don't think any of the following will mind being fully employed glorifying God! # 6 -- Pastors. Our Chief Sheperds will be right there -- it doesn't get any better! # 5 -- We will need no theologians because God will be right there, and we will know Him for we shall see Him as He is! (1 John 3:2) # 4 -- Along those same lines, judges will be off the bench forever because the Perfect Judge reigns supreme.  Sorry about the pun...I couldn't resist.  Continuing with my list of professions who will find themselves unemployed in heaven...
# 9 -- Since everyone knows and joyfully follows the rules, heaven will need no referees. (And even better, no replay referees!) # 8 -- Heaven will be spotless by nature, just as like it's Creator and King. So, no sanitation workers or maids or dishwashers :0) # 7 -- Counselors will be replaced with the Wonderful Counselor and Mighty God...sounds like a song we might sing in heaven.  I think we can all agree that -- Biblically speaking -- there are some professions that will cease to exist in heaven. And we can/should praise God this is the case! Here is my list of the top ten professions that won't be in heaven. (Not that individuals from those professions won't be -- just to be clear for all my lawyer friends.)
#10 -- Make up artists -- totally unnecessary with perfect skin, hair, and nails! Everything can be improved upon -- at least we think it can. Coffee can be iced. Pizza can be deep dish. Chocolate can be dark. God cannot be improved upon.  Just like an evergreen tree cannot be improved upon by cutting into a bonsai tree...sacrilege. |
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