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You Know Your God is Too Small If....
You are Bored

Funny Thanks (Part 1)

8/28/2020

 
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Last night, I found myself thanking God that only He knows all my silly mistakes and wondered how many other funny thanksgiving prayers I could imagine?
Thank you, God, that this world is so crazy; it helps me understand heaven that much better.
God, I am so grateful that my dog only has three legs so we can actually run at the same pace.
Thank you, God, for my allergies. They make it possible for me to live in blissful ignorance of any illness until I have almost recovered.
Father, thank you for calculus – it reminds me of my infinite dependence on You.

Word-ly Wise

8/21/2020

 
Why is the word “repetitive” so repetitive?
Whelmed means engulfed.  So isn’t overwhelmed overkill?  Speaking of which, overkill…if you are killed, aren’t you dead?  How can you be over dead?  If you are over being dead isn’t that just alive again?
Worship is so appropriately named because it is a “ship” that takes one’s “worry” away.
Rehearse has the word “hearse” in it. Why? When riding in a hearse is a “onetime deal”?
If the word “praise” is mostly made up of the word “raise”, why is it taboo to raise your hands in praise in so many churches? 
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Things God Never Says... (Part 4)

8/14/2020

 
I’m done for today.
Oh, I changed my mind.
Help!
I can’t hear you.
I tried my best but…

Things God Never Says...(Part 3)

8/7/2020

 
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I missed that.
I’m not sure.
I forgot.
I’m lost.
I can’t make it.

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