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You Know Your God is Too Small If....
If You Can't See His Leading

Wanted Grammatical Zoologist:

10/28/2021

 
We are searching for a Grammatical Zoologist to address several issues that have come up in our company about incorrect usage of animals in conversation. For example:
"Sweating like a pig."
"Blind as a bat."
"Drinking like a fish."
It is our understanding that:
Pigs don't sweat. Bats aren't blind. And fish don't drink. The person selected for this position we believe would be the goose that laid the golden egg.
Oh, wait, is that not accurate either?!
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Just an Observation

10/22/2021

 
DOG spelled backward is GOD.
But CAT spelled backward is TAC.
​Coincidence? I think not.
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Say What?!

10/15/2021

 
"We got a new dumpster."
My mom and I were coming home from a walk.
"Your dad doesn't want trash put it in."
Now I know it's is shiny and black, but that is the point of a dumpster :0)
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Nice One God!

10/8/2021

 
“I think my beard protected my chin.” I had a patient who had a saw bounce back and hit him in the jaw.
Now, hair does protect your face. However... I really think it was God that kept that demolition saw from mangling your face.

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And Now...an Addendum to the ED's Public Service Announcement

10/1/2021

 
Ignoring this pugilistic advice can result in...
  1. 1. Lacerations
  2. 2. Abrasions
  3. 3. Infections
  4. 4. Fractures
  5. 5. Surgery
  6. 6. Mental anguish
  7. 7. Embarrassment
  8. 8. Loss of wages
  9. 9. Diminished grip strength
  10. 10. Medical bills

    This public service announcement brought to you by a ED PA and this Just for Fun Blog!


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