Wanted Grammatical Zoologist:
We are searching for a Grammatical Zoologist to address several issues that have come up in our company about incorrect usage of animals in conversation. For example:
"Sweating like a pig."
"Blind as a bat."
"Drinking like a fish."
It is our understanding that:
Pigs don't sweat. Bats aren't blind. And fish don't drink. The person selected for this position we believe would be the goose that laid the golden egg.
Oh, wait, is that not accurate either?!
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