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COVID Bible Stories (Episode 3)

7/31/2020

 
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Masks could have changed Biblical history…
Would Adam have broken out in poetry if Eve had been wearing a mask?
With a mask, would Saul have been more successful at concealing his identity from the witch at Endor?
Would King Artaxerxes have noticed that Nehmiah was sad?
Just curious…

Things God Never Says...(Part 2)

7/24/2020

 
Sorry, I’m late…I got stuck in traffic.
I hope so.
Just kidding!
I feel like I’m forgetting something…
That can't be done.

Things God Never Says...(Part 1)

7/17/2020

 
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​That was before my time.
Wow, didn’t see that one coming.
Did I say that?
I’m worried that…
What am I doing?

COVID Bible Stories (Episode 2)

7/10/2020

 
Isaac’s inability to recognize his son is much easier to understand during a COVID pandemic. Jacob could have just said, “Hi Dad! It’s Esau. You know, you are at high risk of catching this virus so I am just going to maintain social distance. Oh, and I brought you food.”
“Why do you sound like Jacob?”
“Uh, it’s the mask – it has a hepa filter.”

My Sleeping Guard Dog

7/3/2020

 
​Duchess, my rescue puppy, is an octogenarian…at least.  Her joints are a bit stiff and she no longer runs everywhere.  But she can run full speed in her sleep.
She only barks once in a blue moon. But she barks consistently in her sleep.
She has growled twice in her entire life and once she was sleeping!  
Conclusion: Duchess is a much better guard dog when she is asleep than when she is awake. We are thinking of moving her bed to the rug in the entry way and that way she can also trip any unwelcome intruders.
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