Ironic Prayers: Growth
Okay Lord, I need some help.
Can You help me grow in love,
and in purity?
I just don’t want to care about anyone,
believe anything I can’t experience,
or give up anything I want to do.
Thank you. Amen.
Ironic Prayers: Gratefulness
Dear God Almighty,
I know You’ve rescued me from sin, assured me heaven and love me all the time…even when…well, You know. But could you please give me something to be grateful for?
Ironic Prayers: Discernment
Please grant me wisdom to decide whether to do what You want me to do or what I want me to do.*
*I feel like I do this to God way too often.
Ironic Prayers: Boldness
Um…God…can you please make me bold (but only if it doesn’t make me too conspicuous)? And could I have some courage (as long as I can stay right here – hidden, safely, in the baggage (1 Sam 10:22))?
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