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ED Alphabet (N to T)

1/28/2022

 
N is for Nuts (If you are allergic! ****)
O is for Open Fractures ****
P is for Passive Aggressiveness (**** -- believe me the ED staff are better at this than you are)
Q is for Quilts * (Avoid bringing things to the ED that will bring germs home with you -- we call these things fomites.)
R is for Relations (Both * and #. Avoid bringing relatives that won't let you talk to the doctor. Pursue bringing relatives who can help make sure the doctor gets all the information.)
S is for Stunts **
T is for Time #### (It's going to take a long TIME in the ED.)
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ED Alphabet (G to M)

1/21/2022

 
G is for Grace (# for yourself and for others)
H is for Hydration #
I is for Ice ****
J is for Jesus (there are not enough #'s to stress this one)
K is for Kittens (especially the bites **)
L is for Large Livestock* and Ladders****
M is for Magic Mushrooms (**** no matter how "natural", nothing that alters your mind is harmless)

ED Alphabet (A-F)

1/14/2022

 
If you wish to stay out of the ED -- avoid the * and pursue the #.
A is for Alcohol ****
B is for Bike Helmets ##
C is for Common Sense ####
D is for Drunk Driving ****
E is for Ergonomics #
F is for Friends (#### for good friends, **** for bad friends)
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Bleach Not

1/7/2022

 
Bleach may not be able to cleanse away sins, but it has become a lot of people's best friend in the last two years. (Not my charge nurse's because she destroyed a pair of pricey scrubs with it. The bleach took all the germs out...but it also took out 95% of the color out.)
From personal experience, here are some things the medical field recommends when using bleach:
1. Please do not drink bleach -- it causes chemical burns.
2. Please do not soak your skin in bleach (regardless of where the skin is) -- it bears repeating: it burns.
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