 Rehearsing your standup comedy routine while at a funeral or getting a root canal is a great distraction, just don’t laugh.
"Be sure to put on baby oil before you go out in the sun!"
“Go start the car for me.” – Unless of course the key fob is broken. “You’ll have to wait until you can look it up at the library.” “Did you know we used to have to shut the car doors…by ourselves?” “We used to make phone calls with devices that were attached to the wall – and didn’t have video!” “Oh yeah and we used to have to pay for long distance.”  Why does time stands still for no man, but thyme stands still for every man? Why does a witch ride a broom, but which gives us choices? In any event, the result is, “Which time?” is an appropriate question, while “witch thyme” is a possessed herb.  |
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