Continuing with my list of professions who will find themselves unemployed in heaven...
# 9 -- Since everyone knows and joyfully follows the rules, heaven will need no referees. (And even better, no replay referees!) # 8 -- Heaven will be spotless by nature, just as like it's Creator and King. So, no sanitation workers or maids or dishwashers :0) # 7 -- Counselors will be replaced with the Wonderful Counselor and Mighty God...sounds like a song we might sing in heaven. I think we can all agree that -- Biblically speaking -- there are some professions that will cease to exist in heaven. And we can/should praise God this is the case! Here is my list of the top ten professions that won't be in heaven. (Not that individuals from those professions won't be -- just to be clear for all my lawyer friends.) #10 -- Make up artists -- totally unnecessary with perfect skin, hair, and nails! Everything can be improved upon
-- at least we think it can. Coffee can be iced. Pizza can be deep dish. Chocolate can be dark. God cannot be improved upon. I blame the programmers for my car's apparent condescension, and it's low opinion of my driving skills and common sense. It is my belief that my car has a generally kind and caring heart. However, I could be wrong. It does seem to think it always knows best...
1. How little time you will actually spend in productive conversation with your patients.
2. How many times you will feel like laughing your head off, but instead will have to simply say, "Sir, how did you trap your lip in that coke bottle?" 3. That you would do more tackles in the emergency department than in your entire sports career. Doctor: It says here that you have a burn on your feet, what happened?
Patient: Well, I've been trying to get rid of nail fungus and have been soaking my feet in bleach. Doctor: Oh and when did you notice that the skin was sloughing off like that. Patient: After I soak them in bleach. Doctor: I see. Doctor: So, when did this start?
Patient: Well, it started about the time I got home from Vegas. Doctor: And when was that? Patient: About the time I started getting sick. ...Okay let's try this again. If average is acceptable (and you are aiming at inside the continent) -- American will be adequate.
But if you desire unique -- fly Quantas (what you thought I was going to say United?). Of course, no matter how you travel it will be an opportunity to grow in patience and flexibility!
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