A -- is for animals and accidents, such as dog fights between service poodles.
B -- is for broken -- like the landing gear.
C -- is for crowds. (Of course, as the optimist points out this means more people to minister to and tell about Jesus.)
D -- is for delays...which come in lots and lots of different flavors, but still mean the same thing.
E -- is for empty -- empty your pockets, your wallets, and your minds.
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