...but not intelligent. It condescendingly thinks coffee fixes everything:
Car swerving all over the road.
Screen blinks with a coffee cup: "Is it time for a break?"
"NO! I'm just trying to get my coffee that I spilled on the ground, and keep the cup from getting wedged under the gas petal!"
But -- thank God -- it's never said anything back to my rants...yet.
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!