...but not intelligent.
My car can't understand that it would be safer to hit a piece of debris in the road than the 18-wheeler in the other lane. It would rather hit a concrete barrier than cross the scary white line (but rumble strips don't faze it).
Oh, and orange traffic barrels apparently aren't in my car's programming. It wants to run them over to stay between the magic lines even if the magic lines disappear over the edge of an incomplete bridge.
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!