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You Know Your God is Too Small If....
All You See Are Thorns

7 Things to Complain About (Motel Style)

9/6/2019

 
1. The first thing you see is dilapidated front door which is about one step above cardboard and splits apart at the bottom every time the door is opened. 
2. The first sound you hear is the leaky faucet…followed closely by the feral tomcat out back.
3. Your first thought is: “There is no way to fix this disaster zone.”
4. And unfortunately, the first thing you “lay down” on is the floor because the new carpet is so uneven.
5. From this vantage point you can take full mental note of the melted hanger still dangling from the bare rod, the cockeyed screen hanging on for dear life, and…
6. The exposed wires in the corner, sticking out from a cut pipe in the bare concrete floor…that doesn’t look safe.  Well, at least the carpet is nowhere to be seen 1-2 inches from the wall all the way around the room.
7. Then you look inside the nightstand, and a Gideon Bible stares back, reminding you that Jesus never had anything close to this good.  Hmmmm. 

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Oh, but if you do happen to stay in my motel room – remember the handle in the shower labeled cold is actually hot and it gets quiet warm.

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