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To stop and smell the roses. This is one is brilliant because they won't bloom for at least 4-5 months and so you've automatically kept your resolution until spring!  To take the road less traveled...maybe it's less traveled for a reason?   Not to make New Year's resolutions.
Talk about self-defeating. You've lost as soon as you make it! Monster Cookies -- Peanut butter, M&Ms, and chocolate chips...they don't look like monsters...but maybe their...you know.  Buckeyes -- Chocolate dipped peanut butter goodness! (But the real ones are poison just FYI :0)  Santa Claus Whiskers...No beard involved by lots of sugar encrusted coconut.  Coconut comes in flakes...just like brewer's yeast. Raisins come in cakes...like fresh yeast. Coffee comes in instant...also like yeast. Yeast needs to be decide how it wants to come and stick to it. Dry -- fine. Active -- fine. Nutritional -- I guess. Just pick one!   My package of dried apricots say they are "fancy". How can a dried piece of fruit be "fancy"? It's not like they are wearing tuxes.
How come only two of the seasons are actions? I feel like winter and summer deserve better names like freeze and sweat.  |
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