Everything can be improved upon
-- at least we think it can. Coffee can be iced. Pizza can be deep dish. Chocolate can be dark. God cannot be improved upon. I blame the programmers for my car's apparent condescension, and it's low opinion of my driving skills and common sense. It is my belief that my car has a generally kind and caring heart. However, I could be wrong. It does seem to think it always knows best...
1. How little time you will actually spend in productive conversation with your patients.
2. How many times you will feel like laughing your head off, but instead will have to simply say, "Sir, how did you trap your lip in that coke bottle?" 3. That you would do more tackles in the emergency department than in your entire sports career. Doctor: It says here that you have a burn on your feet, what happened?
Patient: Well, I've been trying to get rid of nail fungus and have been soaking my feet in bleach. Doctor: Oh and when did you notice that the skin was sloughing off like that. Patient: After I soak them in bleach. Doctor: I see. Doctor: So, when did this start?
Patient: Well, it started about the time I got home from Vegas. Doctor: And when was that? Patient: About the time I started getting sick. ...Okay let's try this again. If average is acceptable (and you are aiming at inside the continent) -- American will be adequate.
But if you desire unique -- fly Quantas (what you thought I was going to say United?). Of course, no matter how you travel it will be an opportunity to grow in patience and flexibility!
If you want to go somewhere exotic... or to Seattle -- fly Alaska airlines. But if you need milk in your tea and jam with your biscuits -- fly Delta. Why do we describe souls as black?
Why would souls even have a color? I would think they would be hard to see. Feeling blue is depressing.
But being peachy is good. Turquoise is valuable. But sea foam is worthless and they are nearly the same color! Who decided that? |
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