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Top Trials of Having a Large Ring

6/1/2018

 
In honor of my sister who is getting married this upcoming week, I present:
Top Nine Trials of Having a Large Engagement Ring (and One Perk!)
1.  Stabbing yourself in the forehead while styling your hair.
2.  Getting your hand stuck in your fiancé's clothes while attempting a hug.
3.  Impaling delicate clothing while dressing for a black tie event.
4.  
Tearing your nylons on the way to said black tie event.
5.  
Getting your hand tangled in your dog’s fur.
6.  Having to do wrist exercises to avoid carpal tunnel due to the extra weight.
7.  Attracting the attention of would be thieves.
8.  Getting it stuck in the braces of the man you punched out for trying to steal your ring.
9.  Stabbing your fiancé while trying to hold his hand.
10.  As with every engagement ring, having a constant reminder of how much he loves me!

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