F -- is for finished boarding and you have missed your flight.
G -- is for gate. (I always seem to find the wrong ones -- how about you?)
H -- is for "honestly, we have no idea when you'll get home".
I -- is for injury after lugging all your luggage to the bathroom with you and doing yoga trying to find space to sit on the toilet.
J -- is for jealous, which is what everyone is of the people getting off the plane on time.
K -- is for...kind, I guess. All this stress does give people the opportunity to be especially kind to each other. (I thought this when I saw a young man let two older people cut in front of him in line...and then I realized he was just waiting for the rest of his party and trying to keep his spot at the front of the line!)
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!