Praise God it Wasn't Me

I was sitting, waiting for my plane, when the airline called one of my fellow passengers and I got to hear this discussion:
"Ms Lane, did you check a bag with us?"
"Yes, why?
"Well, it got stuck under one of the carts.  Now, don't worry everything inside the bag is okay.  But the suitcase is shredded so we wrapped it in plastic wrap.  We just wanted to let you know because...it's is pretty much unrecognizable."
Just what every weary traveler hopes to hear.