Makes You GoOoFy!

Working in the ED will make you goofy.
Seeing three people in the same shift with various broken appendages due to ladders – and you begin to wonder if you should get rid of all of yours…
And after caring for a litany of individuals who injured themselves doing dishes – you consider switching to all paper or plastic.
But sewing up multiple people (in the same day!) who cut themselves after a metal broom handle broke while sweeping will make you seriously weigh whether you should rush out and buy a metal handled broom. (Because the odds of having a safe broom encounter have to be in your favor!)

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