Ironic Prayers: Post-Script

Dear Father,
I know I asked for courage but can You take it back? It’s getting pretty dangerous out here -- people are starting to look. And while You are at it, the growth thing I wanted is really stretching me, it kinda hurts, and well, I don't like it.
Oh, and -- could I get a little less help being humble? It’s wounding my pride.
But I do thank you, God, for teaching me patience. And now that You have, do You think You could hurry it up a little?
Amen.