Funny Thanks (Part 2)

For all the extra time during this pandemic – I thank you, God.
Thank you, God, for making me nearsighted – that way I couldn’t see the car accident we almost got into.
Lord, thank you for statistics because if I don’t like one, I can always find one that I do.
And I praise you, God, that I don’t know the future because then I would have even more things to worry about…unless I should be worrying about not knowing the future…should I be worrying about that?