Funny Thanks (Part 1)

Last night, I found myself thanking God that only He knows all my silly mistakes and wondered how many other funny thanksgiving prayers I could imagine?
Thank you, God, that this world is so crazy; it helps me understand heaven that much better.
God, I am so grateful that my dog only has three legs so we can actually run at the same pace.
Thank you, God, for my allergies. They make it possible for me to live in blissful ignorance of any illness until I have almost recovered.
Father, thank you for calculus – it reminds me of my infinite dependence on You.