ED Alphabet (U to Z)

U is for Unicorns *** (If everyone in the ED is coming to see you because they have never seen anything like that -- you are a unicorn and this is bad.)
V is for Vitamins (# to well-researched and safe vitamins, ** fringe supplements as these are not well-regulated)
W is for (a healthy) Weight ##
X is for Excitement (## outside the ED and **** in the ED!)
Y is for Yak **** (Please leave all wild and domesticated animals at home.)
Z is for Zeal for What is Good ####