N is for Nuts (If you are allergic! ****)
O is for Open Fractures ****
P is for Passive Aggressiveness (**** -- believe me the ED staff are better at this than you are)
Q is for Quilts * (Avoid bringing things to the ED that will bring germs home with you -- we call these things fomites.)
R is for Relations (Both * and #. Avoid bringing relatives that won't let you talk to the doctor. Pursue bringing relatives who can help make sure the doctor gets all the information.)
S is for Stunts **
T is for Time #### (It's going to take a long TIME in the ED.)
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