COVID Sermon on the Mount (Part 1)

Blessed are the masked, for they shall be socially accepted.
Blessed are those who order take-out, for they shall support small business.
Blessed are those who stay in-state, for they shall not be required to quarantine.
Blessed are the quarantined for they shall not have to put up with human stupidity.
Avoid news outlets and eschew social media, for great in the onslaught of misinformation and political agendas.