"Has this job destroyed your faith in humanity yet?" A nurse at work asked me.
"I'm safe." I replied. "I never had any."
My faith is in Jesus. Merry Christmas!
if....He is up for Election
I was sitting, waiting for my plane, when the airline called one of my fellow passengers and I got to hear this discussion:
"Ms Lane, did you check a bag with us?"
"Well, it got stuck under one of the carts. Now, don't worry everything inside the bag is okay. But the suitcase is shredded so we wrapped it in plastic wrap. We just wanted to let you know because...it's is pretty much unrecognizable."
Just what every weary traveler hopes to hear.
After leaving my phone in my rental car, I asked the customer service representatives for help. The most commonly recommended course of action: call the rental company. Uh, yes, I know that but I am pretty sure we just went over the fact that: I left my phone. In their defense, the third woman realizing this, offered her desk phone. I am laughing now but...
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!