Has a sense of humor, find a picture of a blue-footed booby (my favorite bird ever). It's feet are from God, it's name is from man...who has the better sense of humor? You be the judge.
Is good, just think about how selflessly your dog loves you (all the time, bedhead and all). If God made her that eternally joyful and self-sacrificing -- how good must He be?
The difference between relative and absolute truth is the difference between:
"Take a left at Albuquerque" and
"Go north from Albuquerque".
The medical recommendation is to avoid mixing hands with cement mixers unless you want to have missing digits.
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!