Yesterday can never be recaptured,
Tomorrow can never be achieved,
Only today can be lived.
What can you laugh at?
In the frantic frenzy, called “getting to work on time”, I grabbed my deodorant and tried to brush my teeth with it.
There is anyone you think He doesn't want to save.
If you find yourself with a leaf blower that doesn't appear to blowing as hard as you would expect, please do not use your hand to check to see if propeller is working.
This has been a public service announcement from the Emergency Department. Helping you learn from the mistakes of others.
I don't wake up feeling that funny....
So, I just act like myself...
And no one notices the difference :0)
Same author with some fun, quirky thoughts to make you smile!