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You Know Your God is Too Small If....
You are Wishing Instead of Praying

10 Useful Skills in Heaven

3/26/2021

 
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  1. 1. Singing
  2. 2. Smiling
  3. 3. Listening
  4. 4. Playing
  5. 5. Creating
  6. 6. Making Music
  7. 7. Enjoying
  8. 8. Praising
  9. 9. Trusting
  10. 10. Loving

10 Useless Skills in Heaven

3/19/2021

 
  1. 1. Self-Defense
  2. 2. Legal Acumen
  3. 3. CPR, the Heimlich Maneuver, and First Aid in General
  4. 4. Counseling
  5. 5. Political Maneuvering
  6. 6. Hacking
  7. 7. Advertising and Market Research
  8. 8. Interpreting
  9. 9. Hand-to-Hand Combat
  10. 10. Demolition

Makes You GoOoFy!

3/12/2021

 
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Working in the ED will make you goofy.
Seeing three people in the same shift with various broken appendages due to ladders – and you begin to wonder if you should get rid of all of yours…
And after caring for a litany of individuals who injured themselves doing dishes – you consider switching to all paper or plastic.
But sewing up multiple people (in the same day!) who cut themselves after a metal broom handle broke while sweeping will make you seriously weigh whether you should rush out and buy a metal handled broom. (Because the odds of having a safe broom encounter have to be in your favor!)


Ironic Prayers: Post-Script

3/5/2021

 
Dear Father,
I know I asked for courage but can You take it back? It’s getting pretty dangerous out here -- people are starting to look. And while You are at it, the growth thing I wanted is really stretching me, it kinda hurts, and well, I don't like it.
Oh, and -- could I get a little less help being humble? It’s wounding my pride.
But I do thank you, God, for teaching me patience. And now that You have, do You think You could hurry it up a little?
Amen.

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