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1/25/2019

Everything, well, at least 80%, you need to know in life you can learn from watching gila monsters.

1. Take life at the right pace. Gila monsters can only run about 1 mph.
2. Wear bold colors – if you want to :0)
3. Enjoy your home and family. Gila monsters stay at home 95% of the time.
4. Don’t worry about a little extra weight. No one has described a gila as slim or trim or skinny.
5. Work (or hunt) smart – neurotoxin optional.

Courage

1/18/2019

Half of being great is being the first one to do it.

5 More Life Lessons from Dutchess

1/11/2019

Hi everyone! You have met me before – the mutt with the crooked ear, gimpy leg, and zest for life, remember? I couldn’t resist adding a few more life lessons:
1. Enjoy your time with family and friends (even if you are stuck in the corner, on the floor) -- they love you!
2. Dance, wiggle, jump, and run if you feel like it. I am a senior citizen and I do :0)
3. Regular exercise is fun, especially with the right company!
4. Only worry about being cute to those that matter. My family always thinks I am adorable.
5. Don’t stress it! My food and water magically appear! The sun warms up my spot (most days) and people love me! And God does the same for you :0)

5 Tips for Vacationing in a Hotel

1/4/2019

1. Don’t use the security bar on the door if you do not understand how to get it off. I heard someone this morning trying to break out of their room – clearly, suffering from lack of comprehension of the mechanism.
2. Unless it says “made to order” continental breakfast means served as is. There aren’t too many ways to prepare donuts.
3. You are basically sharing a house with 100 other people. The walls are thin; everyone can hear your arguments, laughter, footsteps, and shrieking children. And just because you would like to watch TV all night, does not mean that your neighbor does.
4. Take the stairs for the exercise and solitude.
5. The only other place that, generally, rivals the stairwells for peace and quiet is the gym. But avoid use after swimming, as this increases chances of slipping, falling, hurting, bleeding, electrocution, and early death.

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5 Tips for Vacationing in a Hotel

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You Know Your God is Too Small If....
People are Keeping You from Knowing Him